Showing posts with label worst dressed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worst dressed. Show all posts

Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus Edition

26 August 2013





Miley Cyrus, you have the right to keep that tongue in your mouth. Any more twerking can and will be used against you in a court of fashion. You have the right to a stylist to find you proper fitting clothing and remove those beehives from your head. Should you not heed this advice, be prepared to bear the comments from your once devoted fans who describe your new style as "slutty," "desperate," "trying too hard," and "skanky."
This former Disney star needs to be locked up for indecent exposure. Miley Cyrus has quite the following, especially of tweens who grew up with her in the role of Hannah Montana. What kind of message is she sending to girls? I'll tell you, not a very good one. You don't need to be in front of thousands of people half naked, performing provocative moves to be noticed.

From a fashion aspect, Miley needs to fire her stylist IMMEDIATELY. She should probably even file a lawsuit against her for her horrendous outfit choices. First off, that hairstyle only worked for Gwen Stefani circa 1998. The short doo was growing on me, but when you style it like you have horns coming out of your head I'm just reminded why I hated it in the first place.





Remember the movie, "The Mask," with Jim Carrey. Miley's red carpet ensemble looked like it came from the scene where The Mask is performing chick-chicky-boom with the cops. Definitely not age or venue appropriate. It's an award show, not a Halloween contest.




How about her performance?! There was so much hype about her live performance and Miley definitely took advantage of the publicity. Girl, keep that tongue in your mouth. You might trip and bite it off doing all that twerking. Now, I get that you want to beak away from the Disney image that made you famous in the first place, but how is dressing and dancing with teddy bears helping you to do that? Her performance was like a Disney show on acid.


Ok, so that was PG compared to her on-stage outfit change. Reminiscent of Britney Spears' performance in the nude top and bottoms, Miley took it a step further and went for basically a bra and panties. However, the panties were so tight and short; it squeezed her non-existent butt making for an unpleasant sight. That had to be really uncomfortable to perform in. The sexual dance moves and constant grabbing of her crotch really flaunted the sluttiness of her "outfit," if you can even call it an outfit. If I were Robin Thicke's wife, I would have pulled a Kanye and jumped on stage to pry the little hoochie's booty off my husband.

Was this a publicity stunt? Most likely, I mean people are still talking about Miley's outrageous behavior and style. Seems to me like any publicity is good publicity in Miley's eyes. Let's see if she will follow in the footsteps of her fellow starlets like Britney Spears (mental meltdown resulting in barefoot bathroom stops and freshly shaved head), Paris Hilton (queen of slinky outfits, crotch-flashing, drunken binges. and ditsy moments), Lindsay Lohan (fire-crotch, alcoholic, pill popping jail bird), and Amanda Bynes (bathroom selfie, half shaved head, wannabe playmate).




Fashion Police: Grammy Awards Edition

11 February 2013

The Grammys aired last night and while most people watch it for the performances and awards, I was fixated on who wore what. While I agree with most of the critic's picks for best dressed, some outfits just weren't working for me. If I were in the limelight at one of the biggest award shows of the year, you better believe I'd be wearing something comfortable and stylish. Some of the celebrities last night need to fire their stylists ASAP! Sometimes trying to be edgy and stand out just backfires and ends up putting you on the worst dressed list.






Queen B what were you thinking?! Most fashion critics have her as one of the best dressed celebs in this black and white jumpsuit. This outfit is cute if you're trying to pull off the Cruella De Vil look. This is just too casual for the Grammys and with a body like yours, show it off!

The Fashion Minute rules this a FAIL.















Va va voom! This was one of my favorite looks of the night. Rihanna, usually known for her edgy and revealing outfits, looked stunning. The mesh cut out details upped the sex factor of this gown without going overboard. And her hair...YES! I absolutely love the long locks she was rocking last night.

The Fashion Minute rules this a WINNER.
















J-Lo and her high slit...tacky. We get it, you have great legs. That doesn't mean you have to constantly remind us of that. This dress does nothing for her curvaceous figure. The tight bun isn't working for me either. Perhaps a looser bun with some curls would have been more appropriate.

The Fashion Minute rules this a FAIL.

















Perry Perry gorgeous! This was my favorite look of the evening. The simplicity of this dress with the plunging neckline really flattered her small frame. The accent necklace added the right amount of pop to her look without going overboard. Everything about this works.

The Fashion Minute rules this is a WINNER.

















Florence Welch, are you off to see the Wizard? This dress is something out of Emerald City meets alien abduction. The color does not work with her complexion or hair color. It's also extremely tight and looks like if she takes a breath it'll bust at the seams.

The Fashion Minute rules this a FAIL.
 
 
What are your thoughts on the red carpet fashions of the 2013 Grammy Awards?